- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Women's rights

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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