A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

womans rights...

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

The FCC

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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