- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock Who's There Me

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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