why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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