- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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