- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

learn. advance!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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