- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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