How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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