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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How High is a Chinese man

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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