What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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dry handjob

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why? Why Not?

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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#Getweird

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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