- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Women deserve equal rights.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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