whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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womens rights.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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