Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Your mums a potato

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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