- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Where's my baby??

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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