- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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