- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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