Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Dance is a sport

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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