Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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eden stop

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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