Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

like most people my age. im 27

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

SUCK MY NUTS

Steve Jobs is alive.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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