- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Cena for president

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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