An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

womans rights...

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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