- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

sucks Syntax...

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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