A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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My love life

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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