- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What? Huh?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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