What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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