- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

I dont have a girlfriend

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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