- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

whats up and also down? your mum

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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