SUCK MY NUTS

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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