- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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