- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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