A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

everyone dislike this

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Nickelback.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Irish sobriety

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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