What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Tall asians

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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