Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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dry handjob

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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#Getweird

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

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