- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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