- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

WOMENS RIGHTS

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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