Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why? Why Not?

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

woman's rights

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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