- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Women's Rights

What is a jew in space? Dead

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Corn Muffins

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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