- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

My cat just died.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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