- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

This is a joke.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!