Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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no

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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