- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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