- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

richard is fag

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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