- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Do u take sugar?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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