why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats my name? Matt

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Penis

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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