- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Equal rights!

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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