Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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