- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Urban ghettos

You know whats funny Aids

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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