- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A man walks into a bar

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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