What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Continents are large islands.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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