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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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