why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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The EPA.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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