- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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