Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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