- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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