- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

The Morman Religion.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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