- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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