Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Daniel is a fag

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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