Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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