- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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