Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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