- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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