- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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