Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Black people.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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aodhan hearty

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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