- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Caroline Kelly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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