Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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The EPA.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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