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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what's white and sticky semen

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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