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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

You all have Aids

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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