- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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