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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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