God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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