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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

whats yellow after cani...nathan

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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