Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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