- Anti Joke

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up