There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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