- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

This is an anti-joke.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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