- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

who is not good looking? mon morello

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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