- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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