They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

You and your parents are going to die today

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A van drives into a car.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

THE GAME.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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