- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

willam dafoe

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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