Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Knock knock. Who's there?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Justin beiber..

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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