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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Where's my tractor?

Soccer...

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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