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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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