what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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