Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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