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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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