a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

I'm Polish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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