People with cancer.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Anti Joke

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