Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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