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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Ron Paul for President!

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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