Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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