What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

seek beauty

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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