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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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