- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?