Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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