What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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PENIS

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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