- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

My Butthole.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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