yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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People with cancer.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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