- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Ms Leong Sux

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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