Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Women's rights

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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