What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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