So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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