What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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su algato es en fuego

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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