- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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