Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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black people

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Anti Joke

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