Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Lewis

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