A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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