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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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